Fig newton

When an uncircumcised person fucks a girl in
the ass, then proceeds to take their dick out.
After doing this, they move the foreskin
foreward, and if there's poop inside, it
should resemble a fig newton.

James: yo bro I fucked this girl and when I
pulled out, there was poop in my foreskin.
John: damn bro she fig newtoned you!

by Kslatty February 7, 2023

Fig Wasp

A man with a ludicrously large, and ridiculously oversized penis.

Man o man!! Have you ever made love to Jimmy! I had no idea he was such a Fig Wasp!

by Sealdewheel June 5, 2021

Fig boo

The person who has no means to be anything but a selfish, disgusting suck-all, and who hits up your friends for help. It's like all the 90's gross boys rolled up into one.

You thought you had me at 'hello,' - I don't mess with gross fig boo boys, boi.

by Shejess December 28, 2021

Full Fig

To go nuts on someone. To mess them up, verbally.

Karen just went ‘full fig’ on the customer service rep.

by Juagreer August 1, 2022

fig newton

The saddest excuse for a cookie. Ever.

I thought I had cookies in my lunch, but Mom gave me frickin' fig newtons damnit.

by EmmyGood January 23, 2007

Fig-Nigguh

A fruity black man. Referring to gays, lesbians, homosexual, the whole shabang.

The "What what in the butt" guy is a Fig-Nigguh.

by Synguitarist September 6, 2010

Fig Newton

An artsy, stuck up jerk with hipster hair who is full on himself and believes he is a master of his craft; but isn’t. Usually named Brennen, Duke, Enzo, Hoist, or Damion.

My hairdresser is such a fig newton.

by emoney202 May 20, 2015