Fiddler’s Fandango

A fiddler’s fandango is a fiasco where everyone involved is both at the same time incompetent, but live for the chaos of it all.

The government is a right fiddler’s fandango atm…

by Fiasco2024 January 11, 2024

Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)

A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.

Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz

by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024

Fiddler’s Tickle

Which someone’s head in your lap you slowly gain an erection that works it’s way into their ear

As he tried to rest his weary eyes in his friend’s lap he was jolted awake by a fiddler’s tickle.

by Alogen Jonaziger July 24, 2023

Fiddler on the Roof

Scott Brownsword

Scott Brownsword did Joe on the roof at pop world (fiddler on the roof)

by Jollon August 12, 2023

Dog Fiddler

Someone who touches dogs then refuses to admit it until caught.

“HEY! RHONA!!! DID YOU TOUCH ALBIE? YOUR A DOG FIDDLER!”

by BigTrev October 3, 2022

Loser Fiddler

It is a term for when someone is bad at fiddling and is a loser

Josie is such a loser fiddler!

by epicgamer487 October 17, 2022

new zealand goat fiddler

This is when you visit New Zealand and find the most perfect goat possible. You then proceed to double fist penetrate the goat from behind until it submits to ur pure dominance. After this is done you may proceed with your tip as you please and go to town.

Man, I sure do love the New Zealand goat fiddler! My favorite kind of sex by far.

by Heatwrench May 28, 2022