ferrari strategy

term used when your life is absolutely and completely fucking with you

hows your life bro?
its a fucking ferrari strategy
im sorry bro

by liveinf1 January 20, 2024

ferrari strategists

a bunch of twats

my life is made by ferrari strategists bro

by liveinf1 January 20, 2024

Devil's Ferrari

Any person, thing, or decision that is sure to lead you quickly to evil/ruin or may possibly cause all hell to break loose.

Daughter: "I'm thinking about getting tik tok."
Mother: "Don't even think about it! That app is the Devil's Ferrari."

Boy: "I was thinking about asking ___ out for ice cream."
Friend: "Her? No man, she's the Devil's Ferrari."

by GOAT@the_dry_cleaners April 25, 2023

Frankie Ferrari

Frankie Ferrari is a baller that makes Jason Williams look like a geriatric.

Damn, did you see how Frankie Ferrari lobbed that 3?

by Funderburke 916 July 13, 2022

ferrari

ferrari (/fəˈrɑ ri/; Italian: ferˈra ri)

verb

to totally mess up and fuck everything up, chaos, utter shambles

Ferrari continues to ferrari, Carlos' stratedgy was awful...

Charles will not win the championship if Ferrari continues to ferrari.

Ferrari engine ferraried and blew up...

by hot mess express July 28, 2022

ferrari

ferrari (/fəˈrɑ ri/; Italian: ferˈra ri)

verb - to ferrari

To absolutely mess and fuck something up, utter chaos and shambles.

No hope, terrible scenes - absolute nightmare.

No thoughts just vibes.

Alternatively an Italian disaster.

Poor guy, he will lose the battle if the team continue to ferrari…

They ferraried that strategy yet again…

Ferrari never fail to ferrari, the car just set on fire…

by hot mess express July 31, 2022

do a ferrari

to fuck something up really badly

they ought to do a ferrari this weekend, its unevitable

by dasdsagdfd September 4, 2022