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J. Finch.

J. Finch. is an amazing, strong, smart, and a "boy mom". Loves 5 bottles of wine while doing her taxes. She loves people who show up and do the things they need to do. So if you come across a J. Finch. always try your best! Because she will reward you with desert!
Teacher: I need someone to do there work.
me: get a J. Finch.
by oopsloops123 July 18, 2020
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finch

lame sarcasm, never funny, too stoned to grasp a moment. everything that is good and bad about rock music.
by mother of problems September 4, 2003
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Finch’s nuts

Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.
Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.

Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.

Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
by Greater60 March 24, 2023
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Finch

A plain female. Nothing bad, just blah. Female finches are boring. A non-entity.
Look at the finch at the end of the bar all alone. I'd go over, but why?
by Moustache Squeege January 24, 2023
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Finch

A colloquial term for powder, charlie, chaplin, blow, nose candy

A common sight at many a late night "talking party"

Cocaine is another name, apparently that is what some other people call it
Would you like some Finch?
Yes.
by anonymous January 12, 2024
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Finch

A colloquial term for powder, charlie, chaplin, blow, nose candy

A common sight at many a late night "talking party"

Cocaine is another name, apparently that is what some other people call it
Would you like some Finch?
Yes.
by Call Patrick January 12, 2024
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Finch

To be absolutely skint to the point where you can’t afford to do anything but sit in your house in Dinny
I can’t go on that stag do lads, I’m absolutely Finch
by Cd93tc May 17, 2023
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