real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2022

Real estate

A crisis makes a lot of people a lot of money. You would think people looking to make money in real estate would want a crisis to go on for a while, to get more and more people paranoid enough to buy houses spaced a half mile apart somewhere.

The virus crisis is something people involved in real estate love, but it's going to fuck traffic up in areas that were once out in the country for everyone else, including the people moving out to these areas from densely crowded cities.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Real Estate Lead Generation

Real estate lead generation is the marketing process of stimulating interest in a product or service for the purpose of developing a sales pipeline. ... The goal of a successful real estate agents' lead generation campaign is to turn a lead into a prospect, then a client, and finally a closed client.

Norman Szobotka has an agent-to-agent real estate lead generation program. He only charges when you get a close.

by haleytherealtor February 12, 2021

Phonebox on the estate

Famous landmark found at the entrance to notourious Bedford slum. The phonebox is the main focal point for drug dealers and the 5 0 alike.

"Where you meeting dave?"
"Phonebox on the estate"

by Banj December 20, 2004

for real estate

When you're really serious about a statement, you even include real estate.

Are you for real?
I mean it, for real estate.

by Priazol August 23, 2024

81 hill estate

Where the recodence of Pantoni 10.7 moore recides where he has his gooncave, shaboing boing play area and zelda room.

"Have you been to 81 hill estate? Pantonis goon cave is rad"

by Lil smoked paprika December 3, 2024

The Estate Sale

There's two outcomes of why you came here

1- You're searching for the deluxe for Call Me If You Get Lost by Tyler, The Creator

Or

2- You were bored and decided to search this for no reason

The Estate Sale is a deluxe version for Call Me If You Get Lost by Tyler the Creator that released on 2023

Sam: Hey have you heard of Call Me If You Get Lost: The Estate Sale?

Salem: No.. what is that?

Sam: you're definitely missing out

by AnonWT. December 31, 2024