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Dog

The best thing to ever happen to this planet.
I love life because it has so many dogs in it.
by OofSquad October 19, 2017
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A canine animal with big teeth and a wagging tail.
My big toothed dog was wagging his tail.
by Zyphonoly May 18, 2017
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Dog - Demented ogre grapes. It occours when you drink to much milk and eat to much cheese. Tge only way you can cure it is to eat an onion because ONIONS HAVE LAYERS!!
Docter "I beleive the only way to cure DOG is to eat onions"
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to fall asleep on someone, either while on the phone (texting or calling) or to physically fall asleep on them
"Sorry I dogged you last night"
"Do you mind if I dog right now"
by doodlebarry July 12, 2017
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Not an accessory.
Bitch: Like, OMG! This cute dog will so totally compliment my new Coach bag!

Me: Dogs are not an accessory, their lives are more useful than yours.
by Diiiak February 20, 2013
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A quadrupedal species with fur covering most of it's body. Distinguishing characteristics include a snout of sorts, a wet nose, large canine teeth, obviously, and being more intelligent than any human will ever be. They deserve to be wearing clothing and walking on 2 legs, not us.
You know what? I'm going to take off my clothes and put them on the next dog I see. He deserves it.
by A depressed person. February 12, 2012
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The furry mammal who loves anybody no matter what. They have no sense of judgement and are fascinated by balloons and bubbles.
by carryingthebanner October 23, 2017
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