douglas garland

a heartless retarded CUNT who murdered 3 people one only 5 years old . he should die in the most painful way

news brodcaster " douglas garland, 54 has pleaded not guilty to 3 counts of 1st degree murder. he will spend a minumum of 75 years behind bars"

by vagina in cock May 14, 2022

Dusty Douglas

When you’re getting ready to give your best girl the best sex of her life out in her Pa’s barn, and a guy wipes his penis on some barn dust before he commences sex with his girl. Hence, the Dusty Douglas

“I was out at Charlene’s farm last night. And I gave her the Dusty Douglas. She was so mad!”

by You Really Dont Wanna Know December 19, 2021

Douglas MacArthur

A US army general, known for the Korean war, who is extremely based. One of his most admirable suggestions was nuking China, which was definitely not unethical/ un-called for/ would not cause all-out nuclear warfare between the superpowers.

You hear about that fella Douglas Macarthur, what a cool guy with a massive schlong. I wish I was him.

by Douglas MacArthur Fan June 21, 2022

Douglas Fur

When pubic hair grows abnormally high on the staff of one's penis.

I really need to trim my Douglas Fur, so I don't give her splinters.

by funktastic flex 83 December 5, 2011

Corn Douglas

The Canadian translation of "Corn Dog"

Aye friend, wanna grab a Corn Douglas after work?

by Bigjohnsanuderas November 10, 2016

Douglas Anderson

A strange creature that lives in the land of Retardia. He jerks off to random objects such as flowers or rocks. He likes to grope fellow Douglas Andersons as well as another creature that goes by the name of Colin Chan. He has the ability to watch hentai without cumming.

Ew, a Douglas Anderson! Run away!

by thermal_blade December 9, 2019

tyler douglas

A very sexy guy who girls love to be around. He's very strong and talented. He is a pussy slayer.

OMG HE'S DEFINITELY A TYLER DOUGLAS

by A monk February 5, 2017