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retarded doge

A animal known as a cait or scooter who is a stubby leagged corgi and he is also retarded as fuck.
Did you see that retarded doge yesterday
by MLG SCOOTER April 17, 2016
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Doge punch

During a blow job when you are about to cum, punch the person who is sucking your dick in the face. They will bite very hard and the cum will spray everywhere.
"Oh my boyfriend doge punched me and now I have a black eye."
by Yellow wet noodle August 1, 2016
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Doge

A legendary bounty hunter, looking across the galaxy to find beings that are horny and send them to horny jail with one swing of his horny bat!
Doge is looking for horny people again to send to Horny Jail!
Who needs the Horny Polices
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023
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Doge

"Doge" is a meme that features a Shiba Inu dog, along with broken English phrases written in Comic Sans font, usually in the format of "Such X, very Y" to convey a sense of cuteness or cuteness overload. The original Doge picture was popularized as a meme on the internet in 2013 and it becomes a pop culture phenomenon. It's commonly used as a form of online expression, to convey feelings of excitement, happiness, or awe.
It's also used as a form of internet slang, that can refer to the dog itself, the style of the meme or the feeling it conveys. It has also been used as a form of cryptocurrency, called Dogecoin, which is a peer-to-peer digital currency that allows for instant, near-zero cost payments to anyone in the world.
Joe: Hey Bob, have you seen the new meme that's been going around?

Bob: No, I haven't. What is it?

Joe: It's called "Doge." It's a picture of a Shiba Inu dog with funny captions written in broken English.

Bob: Oh, I've seen that one. It's so doge.

Joe: I know, right? I can't stop laughing every time I see one.

Bob: Same here, it's just so silly and cute.

Joe: Yeah, and I also heard that Dogecoin, a cryptocurrency, is going to the moon, have you invested?

Bob: No, I haven't but I've heard it's a good investment, but it can be risky too.

Joe: Yeah, it's worth taking a look. It's just too doge not to.

Bob: Hahaha, you're right! Doge is everywhere.
by dwdwefewf January 21, 2023
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Doge

A shiba inu / any other dog i f you want to call them that
I own a doge
by THE GIRAFFE DOGE December 2, 2022
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Doge

A yellow lookin ahh dog of a meme that is dead. Back then in the dark ages (Aka 2013-2016) it was a very popular meme and was widespread.
Damn, that Doge meme is dead as hell. More dead than my grandad.
by IceTop December 6, 2023
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MY FRIEND: BRO, DID YOU SEE THAT DOGE DIED!!!

me: that's cheems you dumbass
my friend: Oh *stares into the abyss and questions life*
by REDACTED__REDACTED September 17, 2023
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