Comp the bar

To have something covered. To take care of business. To have everything under wraps.

Complete.

No need for alarm.

"You need help moving? Your dad needs a kidney? Your girlfriend needs to be picked up at the airport? I got all this, bro. Comp the bar!"

"Hey, buddy. I didn't mean to spill that beer on you. It's all good. Comp the bar, man... comp the bar."

After getting laid: "Comp the bar!"

by Captain Governor January 2, 2012

Comp surfer

Comp surfer
One who rides the ups and downs of business claiming injury throughout their career. One who is protected from
lay offs or termination because of workers comp.
AKA a crap weasel or goverment bitch (or dick)

Shelly can't be laid off, she is a comp surfer.
Shelly suffers from testicularnovaginus and cannot be fired
because of comp surfer laws.

by Cal Montana September 14, 2011

Comp

Term that's selfdescribed as a bunch of sweaty camping underpaid wannabe eSport kids who hold pissing contests to see who has the bigger joystick.

ACLEANSOCK with his 2K/D .8 average a game mouse and keyboard might says he's comp so all of you blueberrys are bad go kill yourselves!

by GrammaticallyIncorrectNards January 14, 2019

Comps

Shot term for components. Commonly used by rust players.

Ultra sweat: yo I just beamed this kid check his body
His duo: OMG HES LOADED WITH COMPS, LITTERLY 1000 SCRAP.

by iGoNorth February 2, 2023

Comp

A competetive or ranked mode in a videogame

"Yo wanna play some comp?"
"Nah I'm a low rank, I'll get whooped in comp"

by Spermalicious February 5, 2023

comp

many meanings; mostly used short for 'companion' but can also mean 'computer' or 'competition'

'wys comp?'

'I'm alr mate wbu'

by phonomonal December 25, 2023

Comp

A male who wants to get on his knees for another male and suck his cock until he cums, the man then gets on all fours whilst the man creams up his tight arsehole. They both then moan like bitches.

Man 1: "hey would you like to take part in in some comp activities"
Man 2: "sure, let me get on all fours for you daddy"

by Ilovecomping January 6, 2024