cockered

(adjective)
1. The expression of being concerned over your or another guy's genitals.
2. Flabbergasted but with the circumstance of being a guy or just having a cock.

1. I'm cockered, I think I have erectile dysfunction.
2. I'm cockered about the latest news today.

by antibodydeficiency April 18, 2024

candy cocker

when his third leg surprisingly doesn’t taste like battery acid

he had that candy cocker, tasted like a lollipop. must’ve been real hydrated.

by ponyspank69 June 6, 2022

cocker man

[phone] call me for fat cock bby

Jennifer: i would like to request for a cocker man
Zach: call [phone]

by cocker man June 27, 2022

Cockered

When you get something sharp in your eyes.

Sir what happened?

I GOT A NEEDLE IN MY EYE

I see you got a cockered

by BottomDop February 20, 2022