Cig mom

A mom, typically from the 80s or 90s, who chain smokes cigarettes so much it's a part of her personality. Typically blue collar, has an attitude, and doesn't have money for what you need but will always have money for more cigs.

Peggy Bundy is a cig mom.

by unicornonthewall September 4, 2025

CIG Brain

A condition where your main (or only) game is so disconnected from standard gameplay mechanics and development processes/timelines that your expectations for what’s “normal” in gaming become completely warped.

See Also: Sunk Cost Fallacy

He said three months of development was fast. Bro’s got CIG Brain.

She said bugs are part of the charm and that release dates are ‘limiting.’ CIG Brain has fully set in.

by Nulltoric June 10, 2025

evan cig syndrome

evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows

oh i think i had to many cigs man oh i think i have evan cig syndrome

by stopthecrips December 7, 2023

Cig-nis

A cigarette shoved into the urethra of a penis to smoke it while giving head, painfully burning the urethra to also warm the cum.

“Yeah, I delivered a good cig-nis last night, maybe i’ll try a cigar next time.”

by Gloibchuncher May 24, 2024

Cig

Often a three-letter phrase to define a cigarette. Cigarettes are small, cylindrical tobacco products that are often smoked for recreational purposes. They have a long history and are associated with various health risks.

"Hey, light my cig mate."

by spivakreal March 29, 2024

Cig-tokker

Tik-tokkers who exclusively make video's about cigarettes/smoking.

Cig-tokker: Dude have you seen my new video it's dope!
Dude-2: You're going to fucking destroy your lungs you bumbling idiot.

by Bornem Kerel July 10, 2022

cig climber

this is when a girl dog (bitch) has an anxiety attack every time she sees a four loko. she might seem crazy but we all know she’s too sad to do anything because she misses her dad so much!!!!

That cig climber said she was gonna pull up but didn’t cause she’s begging her dad to love her! lol

by secretbossbabe June 6, 2022