Carson

Says he was only weird in 6th grade but that's a total lie. #weirdoforlyfe

Oh that guy is total Carson because he's always hitting on 8th graders

by JJ Abe December 19, 2017

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Often the worst person you will ever meet. Hes a short, cracker and is very gross all around. He will act like your freind or even seem to tolerate you but he will in the end be a total and absolute douche. He is a traitor to his freinds and will often steam your closest one. Hell talk shit about you when over a year ago, you dated a girl who he wants now.

Hes a totally fucking ridiculous person who is racist and is perverted. He has a huge double standard. He will associate himself with many other of carson type people, but names that just start with a C. Hes often too old for what class or grade hes in.

Fucking moron: yooooo bro look at that lil douche wearing fucking work boots.

Fucking idiot: yuhh,,, his name is carson. Hes such a loser that he dips.

Fucking bruv: yeah hes suchhhhh a loser... he tried to write a bullshit diss track on my home boi.

The absolute loser carson: yayeet! Which one of you lactating crout sissies fuckef my cousin!

by XxpussySlayerxx9000000 January 4, 2019

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A big ol fag who likes peepee in his booboo

Hey did you hang out with Carson?

Yeah I have aids now

by hehecarsonisgay September 24, 2018

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Tiny tick tack short as fuck kisses ass and punches and gets in fights. Hits ass to

Carson : give me your ass

by Big assed May 8, 2017

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In honor of Ben Carson, 2016 presidential hopeful, to carson is to be so unaware of pleasure or act during intercourse, you either forget where you are or you fall asleep.

Ben's dick game was so weak, I carsoned on his ass.

by snasa July 4, 2016

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