cack joust

to thrust forcefully with ones erect penis

I will cack joust you in the back

by Mitchelll September 3, 2006

cack hit

A really bad bong hit, or toke. Usually causing one to gack. This hit tastes like cack. Typically caused by a previous smoker failed to finish their hit

Jad got the cack hit, look at him gack -- damn that is nasty.

by gack July 21, 2006

spit cack

Sludgy cheese build up composed of rancid and festering spit around the lips where the top and the bottom lips connect.

boy 1: That crackhead lady has a lot of crusty spit cack around her lips

boy 2: Yeah! when she spoke she flung a piece and it caught me in the eye, i need to disinfect

by Jp & Skrachmo June 26, 2008

Cack hatch

The cack hatch is one of many alternative and interesting names for the common anus.

"Oh yeah, she loves it up the cack hatch"

by Bl@kes March 17, 2007

cack gabbler

a gaf who likes the cack, a semen sucker, pole smoker, a gay BJ artist

You know you like the cack! Youre a cack gabbler!

by dan-i-o July 23, 2003

cack brace

An object that is adhered to a crooked dick in hopes to make it straight.

Foreigner: "Dude my cock is crooked. But, it bends upward so maybe thats how I hit the G spot so wel!"

Duder: "No dude, that's fucked up. You need to get a cack brace on them shits."

by westfalia January 19, 2010

Cack Weasel

An idiotic or moronic person.
A person who is amusing due to their stupidity.

Get that condom out of your nose you cack weasel!

by Ben November 21, 2004