Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

thats me, okay, im probably the first person to go over the limit

candice: hey, you heard of Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland ?

you: yep, he bypassed the username

by Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland April 30, 2023

Great Britain

A place where you will get stabbed or shanked

I went to Great Britain now I’m bleeding out on the floor

by One pump man January 18, 2022

Britain

My country, usually seen as very middle class and fancy, though it's the exact opposite.

The schools are hell, the buses are run down as all fuck, there are sketchy alley ways all over the country, commonly in cities. In every school there is either a market for drugs or for sweets, usually gum. Most people barely survive the public schools unless they are a Roadman or a Chav. Also to you american's and other, your stereotype is a Tory.

Oh yeah the weather sucks aswell.

Naive American: Britain is so fancy isn't it! I dream to live in London
Brit: Honey, you really don't want to...
Naive American: You sure...?
Brit: Very.

by DumbassFromBritain March 11, 2022

Britain

the sickest country in the fucking world, home to the roadmen, and a load of other sick lads

wow Britain is the best country innit
yeah innit

by ye nah ye April 18, 2022

Sacred Child of Britain

The Sacred child of Britain is a girl called Martha, and she is sacred.

I wish I was like the Sacred Child of Britain!

by Neon Fox March 28, 2021

Great Britain

When the car in front of you is moving too slowly, so you accelerate and go around them on a 1 lane road

"That prius in front of me was going way too slow, so I had to Great Britain them"

"That guy in the F-150 flipped me off for Great Britaining him, what a pussy"

by Gluc April 19, 2021

britain

does not exist

“britain? what’s that”
“I don’t know man, it doesn’t exist”

by stanky_mate May 12, 2021