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Astro

A blue fox with cybernetic powers and a good sense of justice and good, he does good because it's good, he won't be rude at all! He's a good boi, and a good furried friend to all animals :3
Dude #1 : It's so lonely around here...
Dude #2 : Maybe we should call Astro?
Dude #1 : Heck yeah! He's the life of the party!
by AstroTheFox September 22, 2020
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astro wars

A MMORPG about wars in space. Based on an hourly production point system, you can upgrade your buildings and conquer new planets. You can raise a fleet and ally friends.
Kemphor is so gay, he's my ally and he needs help but I'll take over his planet when I send ships over there! I am t3h 1337.
by Dan November 4, 2003
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Astro flyer

Astro flyer is the act of getting stuck inside of someone during anal loving.
I was butt fuckin' this girl last night and I got stuck! So she pulled an Astro flyer and I was home free.
by Hfdyhhibcdse March 13, 2011
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Astro Blasters

A game in which only boys can play. Two or more boys jerk off and the first to ejaculate is the winner. A popular game among Football players. You always wondered about the star football player, well you didn't know he was also an Astro Blasting champ too, did you?
On the way back from an away football game, four of the guys played Astro Blasters in the back of the bus. Go figure, Chris would win.
by That Guy Did It.. March 22, 2011
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Astro Butt

When you have a case of a sweaty itchy chaffing bottom that is out of this world.
Its 100 degrees out and im wearing wool pants, dude ive got a sick case of astro butt.
by derpppp9999 July 1, 2011
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Astro

A hot darkskin with curves
Often times people nicknamed Astro are very smart.
"Wow Astro is so hot man!"
"Right wish I was them!"
by Bratti November 23, 2021
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Astro Time

Astro Time is the time after 3 am in the morning, when no braincells are working anymore, so you basically talk garbage and go on autopilot. After Astro Time started you can't be held accountable for anything you say or do anymore, because you are literally becoming a dolphin and being only half conscious.

After 3 am there has to be sleeping time, which has to last about at least 10 hours. If it doesn't last 10 hours, that makes the next period of Astro Time start sooner. Let's do some maths, shall we?

E.g. If you sleep only 8 Hours, that makes Astro time start at 1 am approx.

This only applies to people who have the Name Astro or who are approved by someone who has the Name Astro or who are rewarded with the diagnosis of 'Astro Time Experiencer' by the High council of Long Furbies and Peepys under the birth sign of someone named Astro or with a Kokichi wooden (important) cutout in your room, witnessing you having the ritualistic seance for it.

(If you want to see Astro's public Instagram, just ask around in the High Council of Furbies and Peepys.)
"It's officially 3 am. That means we gonna wrap it up folks. No more spending time in the strip club, because I can't spend my money thoughtfully anymore. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro

"Good night folks, it's officially Astro Time, Time to stream, Time to create an ARG in the woods, in case y'all wanna see me do some shit with a portable generator and a ring light in cosplay, just click on 'join livestream'. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro (of course he won't ever generate content that is actually thought out. Why would he?)
by Astro_logical_astrologist November 23, 2021
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