Platypus

THE PLURAL OF PLATYPUS. NOT PLATYPUSSES OR PLATYPI

Omg loads of platypus walked on the bus today

by Babyssscar December 8, 2020

A platypus

PERRY THE PLATYPUS

A platypus

by Trtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtr October 12, 2021

baby platypus addiction

im right there is such a thing mwa hahahahahahaha

defined as ones addiction to baby platypus

used as "i have a baby platypus addiction

by SMart@ss101 May 30, 2023

Platypus

Like the unique animal; it's something too absurd and stupid to be real, and yet somehow is.

1: You know that guy Kevin from work?

2: That the Platypus that fucked a running treadmill?

1: Yeah, that's Kevin.
2: What about him?

1: Just...whatever you do, if he says "you gotta see this, RUN!"

by Kevin with the treadmill January 17, 2024

Every Perry is not a platypus but all platypuses are Perry

Is it a dog? is it a platypus? No it's Perry

"Every Perry is not a platypus but all platypuses are Perry " - Philosopher Doofenshmirtz

by Gagal Gang April 19, 2023

Platypus

Gay man rarely seen in the company of bears. The platypus is a skinnier version of a twunk. Semi hairy, pierced and bitchy by nature. Dangerous predator when drunk

That platypus Pat is wrecking my head tonight, way too drunk!

by One plus 2 July 20, 2017

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019