Bernese Mountain Doggin

Unique and highly desired sexual position that is guaranteed to satisfy all parties.

Last night we were Bernese Mountain Doggin and I thought for sure he would finish…

by Mothanyouthought August 28, 2023

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Candy Mountain

A unicorn who goes by the name of Charlie is led by his 2 side hores through a forest and guided through only with the spoken wisdom from the majestic Leopluradon.

“Well what do you know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.

Candy Mountain , Candy Mountain .. you feel me with sweet sugary goodness.

Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.

Yeah Charlie, go inside the Cave.

Magical wonders are to behold when you enter. ”

by Bunnicula 🐇🍷 August 31, 2023

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Rocky Mountain Oysters

So you' re doing a few lines of peruvian flake, bolivian baking soda, cuban cocaine, which still just cocaine, and you frantically reach for a tissue, blow your nose and half the 8ball is gleaming back at you from inside the biological weapon of snot you just produced....well congratulations, you hold in your hand some grade - A - Rocky Mountain Oyster

'alright bro, gonna whip up a quick batch of rocky mountain oysters in your bathroom sink, and then lets finish this ball. I'n Dr. Rockzo and I love, c-c-cocaine.'
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by acidhead420 September 13, 2023

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mountain pussy

Untouched Bigfoot pussy.. Tastes like the copper of the moonshine

Tryna find some mountain pussy all the way in these neck of the woods?

by Mountain Pussy November 1, 2022

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Mountaineer Mentality

If you ask someone who's climbed a big mountain why they did it they will likely say:
"Because it's there"
This is the mountaineer mentality. They had no good reason to do it, but they did it anyway.

Person 1: Hey, why the hell did you sleep with my sister?!?
Person 2: Because I can.
Person 1: That's some whack ass mountaineer mentality you got there bucko *proceeds to beat the shit out of Person 2*

by Dick334289 November 23, 2022

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