Jacob

A dumb Bitch whose a fuck boy and plays lacrosse but on the inside, he's like an emotional little puppy who cares a lot about you for some reason.

Person 1: Oh I heard you're really close to Jacob. He fucked me over lmao
Person 2: He does that a lot but he's wayyyy different on the inside.

by oh shit fuckerssss November 28, 2019

Jacob McHugh

Literally Jesus that’s it.

Jacob McHugh died for our sins

by I did it what you gonna do November 28, 2019

Jacob

black boy who hates eggs and misses the bus. also eyes, he hates eyes. cooks olive oil. hates his cat. punched his gf

<3

omg Jacob punched his girlfriend? She probably deserved it, that fucking whore....

by Toasterr.Juice November 29, 2019

Jacob

An annoying boy who looks like a gay ugly fish who is really stupid and is single for life also he likes someone named

Person 1: Is that Jacob? He looks gay
Person 2: YEPPP

by AnnoyingCow1365 December 3, 2019

Jacob

A really gay person who has 1 friend and is single. He typically loves guys and is gay af! He always has poop in his pants!

Person 1: Jacob is gay
Person 2: YES OFF HIS NAME IS JACOB

by AnnoyingCow1365 December 3, 2019

jacob

loves slamming girls like dannielle

* jacob see's dannielle * *boing*
*jacob what the f**k was that*
*dannielle* that is some big dick energy

by rbrbklwu, tbh23ui kjhfnqdk,nd December 4, 2019

Jacob

When u first me Jacob he is sweet and funny but once you really get to know him you realise that he's quite immature, annoying and loud.
If you have a Jacob in your life forget about his existence.

Girl 1: Jacob is a dick
Girl 2: I told you

by Majeymoo December 7, 2019