General Brown

When you take a massive steaming shit so big that it physically cannot flush down the toilet, and you have to battle it out with the poop knife.

The other day, I saw a General Brown in the public restroom, and it physically wouldn’t flush. I shit you not! (Pun intended)

by all-hail-cthulhu January 4, 2026

Dollar General Seven

A woman who is a little better looking than the normal Dollar General patrons. She actually has all her teeth, doesn’t go out in public in her pajamas. 85% chance she’s a single mom, 50% chance she’s paying with EBT. However, would be considered a 4 in any other environment.

Stayed too long at the bar… looks like I’m taking a Dollar General Seven home.

by MrTheScrambler January 18, 2025

THE COUNTRY OF SPARTA IS NOT GENERIC OR A XIPHOID (TRANSGENDER PLUS TRANSEXUAL)

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE COUNTRY OF SPARTA IS NOT GENERIC OR A XIPHOID (TRANSGENDER PLUS TRANSEXUAL)

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 20, 2025

best 4th generation vocalist

Choi Jongho of ATEEZ is widely known as the best 4th generation vocalist in Kpop.

Wow have you heard Jongho sing?

Yeah, he's crazy good. Definitely the best 4th generation vocalist of K-pop!

by serieaaa February 1, 2025

I generated Thirty Five back smackers.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: I generated Thirty Five back smackers.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

General Saaim

general saaim said 1+0=34

you are a general saaim

by General Stones February 16, 2025

Poo Generator

an amazing invention, built by beaw incs engineer, pete beaw. pete built the poo generator in order for beaws to multiply the necessary amount of poo, from their significant other, in order to receive nourishment and live.

awisha beaw make sure to turn on the poo generator or else you want have enough poo bawws to get you through the day!

by NATURES_PROVIDER February 19, 2025