fruit sales

the selling of very good fruity weed.

Lets get downtown. i know a dude with some mad fruit sales.

by Dmitri Antwon July 29, 2011

fruit poopito

Fruit popito is when you take a fruit poop yet with small nuggets or a creamy small dirty gross dump.

Dan-Ahhhh!
Jack-What was that about?
Dan-I tryed to get a quick Fruit Poop but i got a nasty suprise with a fruit poopito!!!
Jack-Oh,thats bad man.
Dan-I know now i have skidmarks in my boxers!!!
Jack-Man, i feel your pain..Im sorry.

by Stormy Littles November 17, 2011

Forbidden Fruit

Anti-gay legislation.

It’s hard to be a queer in Georgia. The Forbidden Fruit is strong here.

by vfuzz November 22, 2018

dropping fruit

Dropping fruit = when you bowl down the street like a geezer because you own the street & give zero fucks about how fruit you drop

Finchy "did you see Reidy dropping fruit?"
Pete " yeah he's a proper geezer, he owns the street and gives zero fucks"

by Baron98 July 11, 2017

Fruit Basket

To shove several types of fruit into ones anus.

Heres a fruit basket for your loss

by DonnieDarko 028 July 18, 2017

low-hanging fruit

When something is a load of old bollocks.

What are you on about? That sounds like low-hanging fruit to me.

by TMISv2.0 July 21, 2017

Fruit Loop

Somebody who is fruity or corny. They say or do stupid stuff

“Damn, he asked her to prom like that? What a fruit loop”

by Youngith Niggith July 30, 2017