Toni Laro

A very pretty and beautiful women that has a great personality and should text someone named markus right now.

Oh look, it's Toni Laro!

by YourLocalPersonThatWatches May 25, 2021

Tony

A boring person with no humor, that can't take a joke.

Mia: *joking* are you pregnant? 😂😂
James:bro you're weird.
Jay:bro you're a tony

by Kensblade444 May 30, 2021

Tony Peña

When a female with bad knees is on top and puts one leg out straight to alleviate pain in her knee(s) similar to Tony Peña’s catching stance.

My girl was riding me when her knee went numb so she switched positions to a Tony Peña.

by Doritos Locos August 8, 2021

Tony

A Tony is a man who eats, farts, and sleeps. Funny nice guy however the above still stands.

After Tony did you have any food left? did you smell that? did you hear that?

by sandvag August 21, 2021

Tony

A female good looking door man. Who like to smack that ass motherfucker.

Little kid - Mommy look a Tony she's smacking that ass
Mom - Look the other way

by suckcat August 23, 2021

tony

the guy sitting next to me in fitz class

tony is tony.

by anntony September 2, 2021

Tony Moment

A moment where incel or incel-like behavior occurs.

Alessa: Ugh he called me 12 times in a row.
Alex: That’s a tony moment.

by idfkmf September 4, 2021