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Soup Powered Fuck Machine

Noun

Refers to someone with a oral piercing (typically tongue) who can only drink soup during downtime of healing.
She finna eat that pussy real good with her new vibrating tongue ring, what a soup powered fuck machine.
by Juanalbanes28 November 21, 2022
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Rage Against The Machine

See: Commie
Also See: Poser, attention whore
Rage Against The Machine sucks dick and hate capitalism
by UltimateDoge September 21, 2022
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Soft Machine

A close-ranged stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 that attacks using it's sword, and attacks its target by deflating them. Zucchero is the stand user of Soft Machine.
ABBACHIO: Watch out, Soft Machine has attacked Narancia!
by johnbeanpotter September 30, 2022
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fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping
Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022
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Yeet Machine

A blade, usually from a razor or pencil sharpener, used for self harming.
My bestie tried to hide her yeet machine from me but it didn't work.
by sewerslidewhore December 11, 2021
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Machine Gun

A sex act where you have a threesome with an ATF agent's mother and wife, preferably rapidly and without a condom.
Did you hear the ATF raided Jim after he bragged about how he did a machine gun?
by Peg Your Dad for Christ March 24, 2022
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content machine

by Praydan January 23, 2022
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