two stone

Term for idiot

Einstein’s name in german translates to one stone, so a two stone must be even smarter.

Look at this genius putting his shoes on the other way round, he must be a two stone!

by elmarkio February 25, 2023

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Scott’s rollin stone

The act of passing a kidney stone while having intercourse and the kidney stone gets lost in mams vast vag. Now the woman has to re pass the stone if she can find it.

It doesn’t hurt anymore after I pulled a Scott’s rollin stone in her last night.

by Evilredbeerd February 4, 2023

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stoned-otone

Seen any time Bob Dylan opens his mouth. It is similar to monitor on, but performed by one who is stoned to the point of not being able to not sound stoned.

Have you heard Wagon Wheel? Whether Old Crow Medicine Show, or Darius Rucker, at least if you ignore Bob Dylan it isn’t in stoned-otone, it’s romantic.

by Steven Mister-E February 6, 2023

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Stone Licker

And arbitrary word used against Muslims making fun of the kaaba.

You are literally a stone licker 😂

by SlippySausage December 19, 2023

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A Stone henge is the sexual act of having multiple men have sex with 1 woman. Much like the "Eiffel Tower" where there are 2 men having sex with 1 woman, and the "Golden Gate Bridge" Where there are 5 men having sex with 1 woman, the Stone henge requires more individuals. Often times can be done with one man engaging in intercourse and the rest watching, waiting patiently for their turn.

"Hey bro wanna come stone-henge with me?"
"Fuck yeah! Lets do it."

by TheRexlycan December 22, 2023

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Stoned Tucker

Bill Maher nickname

Bill Maher, these days pushing anti-vax contrarian nonsense, has morphed into literally any Fixed Noise presenter high on the gonja. "Stoned Tucker Carlson" if you will.

by Uncle Joosie January 1, 2024

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