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Matthew Hamm

Wanna hang out? “No I’m matthew Hamm”
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Matthew

Person 1: Man look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew

Person 3: he’s so UGLY

The squirrel: *starts crying*
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Matthew

Person 1: look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew
Person 3: he’s so UGLY!
Squirrel: *starts crying*
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Matthew

“Matthew is a dumb stupid and also dumb haha
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Matthew Booth

Matthew Booth, couldn’t write the menu properly because he’s an gambling addicted fool, too busy looking at horse racing.
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Matthew

Matthew is tall typically 6'5. He is a lean 155 pounds. He is a straight GORGEOUS, best-looking guy at the school. He is excellent at baseball and throws the high 90s on an off day. His secondary sport is basketball, where he is known for his windmills. He excels in the field of humor. Overall, Matthew is a great guy with no downside to his personality
Everyone likes Matthew.
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Nevaeh Matthews

CLOWN 🤡 she is so dumb and sucks at math 👹👹 (this is a joke if u found this you are special
by rat-atatatata September 16, 2020
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