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Matt

But is a word and if you add t it makes butt. I say, add a t to anything? It means butt. Mat+t=Matt Matt=Butt
Dude: I’m going to poop Dude 2: ok. By the way your poop is going to come out of your Matt
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Matt

okk so, Matt.
He’s a character from the show, Eddsworld.
He is OBSESSED WITH HIS F A C E
Yeah-
(people ship him with a dead person named edd, the creator of eddsworld
they are friends, dont you dare-)
Oh also he got hit by Tord in the end part 2 because he wanted to press a button.
Poor matt.
And also rip his eyes from seeing the horrible fanfic in Fan Service 2.
That was a unholy fanfic-
basically like this,
I like Matt. He’s very obsessed with his face
People ship him with a dead person.
by melzy1 June 23, 2021
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Matte

Ships to bffs and starts calling the girl protective when they just bffs
Omg shes such a matte she always ships bffs
by Ashley YT June 24, 2021
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Matt (Matthew)

This kid is the best and most loyal boyfriend you could ever have. He will have endless amounts of love for you to the point where it becomes an obsession.
He loves attention and is head over heels for you. Matt is a sexy man. Very very sexy. He has broad shoulders and a thic bum.

He will try his heart out to be the best he can be for you.

He has a goofy side and although giving great cuddles, farts a lot.

Matt is the one.

Marry matt.
Matt (Matthew) is such a hottie.

Damn matt sure is something.
by themysterydoggo July 7, 2021
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Matt

Girl 1: I need a matt
Girl 2: I could always get you 2% or skim
by Cheese snoo 469 July 11, 2021
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matt leonard

Ugly and gay ass white guy he is a terrible coach and sucks at quarterback
matt leonard is bad at QB
by beastasswhiteboy October 13, 2013
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matt branford

Definition - A douchbag who always wears a benie hat and smokes alot. Normally having long brown hair that covers his eyes
Look at that weirdo! He must be a Matt Branford.
by josh eggil April 25, 2011
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