fuckless fuck

An anticipated sexual romp, replete with all of the physiological signs, that winds up not being one at all.

It all started out on fire but then mysteriously fizzled into the fuckless fuck when we reached our destination.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

contactless fuck

A term describing sex in the time of COVID.

We used to call it phone sex but now we refer to it as a contactless fuck.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020

[Panic fuck]

The act of mindlessly lashing out at another when the person feels threatened or in danger.

Beware the ambitious man, they will panic fuck you if they feel exposed.

by Ajmc6760 March 21, 2017

fuck clobbering

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.

"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."

by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011

Destination fucked

She fails hard and lays there a while. To the right theres a kid pulling the middle finger and ooh a fucking pig

And she has just gone to destination fucked!

by Geidjbsndod November 29, 2018

fuck

One who engages in the act of smoking marijuana and habitually comes to school sporting events in the early 3rd quarter.

Can be found throughout Wayne County and can be recognized by:
1. Zoo York zip ups with strange random designs.
2. Flat-billed white and/or plaid hats.
3. "Famous" brand t-shirts
4. Extensive collections of Air Force Ones
5. Often found being metrosexual in the act of tanning and/or hair-dying.
6. Catch phrase: "I'd hit that"
7. Mismatches ripped Abercrombie jeans with a smoke-scented Pacsun sweatshirt.
8. Talk "mad game", but never seem to follow in their fighting.

Dude, did you see Tommy J's new fuck hoody?

by Taylor Koch January 12, 2008

fucking moron

One level of stupidity above a regular moron.
(noun) A very stupid and foolish person.

One who has an IQ score of below 20.
The Secret Service code name for Donald Trump.

Staff member: "Mr Secretary, why are you so mad at President Trump?"
Secretary Rex Tillerson: "Because he's a fucking moron."

by Kylox October 13, 2017