weiner disease

when your face looks like a big, fat, juicy weiner.

“Yo his face looks like a big fat juicy weiner”
“Yep, he has weiner disease. Must suck.

by Don’s Grandpa August 11, 2022

Speedrunner’s disease

when someone beats a long game in a short amount of time

Person 1: “I got the new Pokémon game and I finished it in a day.”
Person 2: “Do you have speedrunner’s disease?”

by Pixelation0129 August 15, 2022

Dillon Francis Disease

A type of disease that makes your voice very deep.

Person 1: Yo, why the fuck does Jeef bergey sound like he’s on sulfur hexafluoride?

Person 2: Oh he just has Dillon Francis Disease.

by Drew Gorman August 23, 2022

Shroyer’s Disease

dick so good you fall in love

just got diagnosed with shroyer’s disease, his dick was sooo good fr

by coyotekitchen August 31, 2022

White Man In The Room Disease

when a White man who is part of a larger group which includes minorities and/or women, feels that he must share “his” (often unsolicited, typically incorrect) knowledge and/or experience as it pertains to a discussion not involving him.

Bill is married to a Karen, he suffers from White Man In The Room Disease. He feels that he should be the authority on a particular subject in the group, simply because he’s White.

by smellsterriblygood September 11, 2022

Bloodbending Disease

When beat your meat with sandpaper, a little too hard.

Doc : I am sorry son, you got the Bloodbending Disease and you will now pee blood.
Patient : Aw that stinks!

by Deez_Nutz_69 April 21, 2022

dying disease

a fatal condition consisting of other smaller diseases, prime examples being "shot in a vital organ disease", or "crushed by a flaming helicopter disease".
The symptoms can range from completely underlying to incredibly painful, and the life expectancy for a dying disease patient can range anywhere from 0.5 seconds to 20 years.

"I just came back from the doctor's, and he diagnosed me with dying disease."
"Maybe it's because you've got rebar through your forehead"

by Heelpiwquin April 24, 2022