Blueberry cream surprise

sexual act in which someone is choked out in a fit of passion (turning blue in the process). The person doing the choking works their way to climax any which way possible. When the choked out person wakes up, the choker yells suprise and ejaculates in there face. Fully completing the lustful act of passion.

Hey man did you know my girlfriend likes to be choked during sex?
Really? did you give her a Blueberry cream surprise.
Totally did!! and she gave me a blackeye.

by Jago29 September 9, 2010

boston cream strangler

when you jizz while getting deep-throated and choke the swallower

she had responded well to getting choked in the past so i tryed giving her the boston cream strangler...

by constance merryweather March 8, 2009

boston cream roll

When you finish inside of a fat girls fat rolls.

You see that chubber? I was so drunk I gave her the Boston cream roll last night.

by Dietrich/J9I March 16, 2014

assorted box of creams

A slut. Full of jizz.

"Last night I pulled a right asoorted box of creams, good shag tho"

by Captain Nobwash January 13, 2003

Cream Filled Dongnut

A dongnut, involving felatio

Sally was full after the cream filled dongnut she gave billy for his birthday

by TeamAwesome July 1, 2006

anal stretching cream

something u use for anal sex so it doesnt hurt if u like pain dont use it and come to me and ill fuck u in the ass with or without i want anal sex send me anal nudes

i used anal stretching cream last night after a good tity fuck

by lazerbeams god April 22, 2019

cookies n cream

The act of blasting on a girls' face (after anal) and giving her a cum mustache, and then immediately smearing your poopdick across said mustache. Afterwards, you immediately say: "THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!" ... or else it doesn't count.

After messy anal sex, Jason gave Carol a cookies n cream.

by hatlamp March 1, 2011