Cow: Your mom edition

A fat bitch who, when seen, pigs run away in a cowardly fear.
#yourmom

Ex. of: Cow: Your mom edition

#1: Wow dude your mom is such a fat mutha fuckin bitch!!!!
#2: Shutup! :(
#1: Dude, you can surf on those waves.
#2: Dont say that!
#1: Haha why?
#2: *whispers* She'll eat you...

by DatGuyMatthew September 16, 2014

super king cow baby

Super King Cow Baby is a nickname for So Junghwan and So Junghwan only.
If you use it for anyone else I will haunt your dreams and you'd be living your worst nightmare.

So Junghwan,is our Super King Cow Baby and we love him with all our our heart

by jikjin April 30, 2022

like a cow lookin' at a new gate

Bewilderment, shock and disbelief.

Well, I was minding my own business, like a cowboy does.

This girl walked up and I told her I knew what color her underwear was.

She looked at me "like a cow lookin' at a new gate".

by Ellynjen June 27, 2009

couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo

Phrase usually used to describe a sub-standard football player whose shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired.A variation on the classic phrase:"Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces".

"That Morientes fellow appears to be a waste of money.He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."

by J Strummer September 6, 2006

Water retaining sea cow

A small animal that is irritating and offensive, coming forth from my girlfreinds mouth like a thousand spikes from a Tomb raider trap.

Ha Ha you water retaining sea cow im so funny

by Heatho November 18, 2006

how now brown cow

Guy's slang for a hott girl.

Dude did you just see that how now brown cow?

There is a how now brown cow walking this way.

by Tepeki August 15, 2007

Cow Girl Spurs or Pony Tail

When A dude Sticks his finger in a girls ass while she riding cowgirl Or his thumb when she's riding reverse cowgirl .

My Girl loves getting her cow girl spurs or pony tail .

by Tevo Naje August 24, 2011