The boat

Commonly a casino located in midwestern cities. Initially upon legalization, casinos were limited to riverboats. However, developers began building casinos right next to a riverfront, skirting any laws prohibiting them from doing business outside of a riverboat. The term boat just stuck with all the patrons and now its used fairly common.

1: "I'm so fucking pissed!"
2: "Why, what happened?"
1: "I ended up goin' to the boat last night and lost a grand!"
2: "You dipshit!"

by tcrmpie4200 May 3, 2023

missouri boat ride

In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.

"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"

by joseywales1331_1 May 14, 2023

Boat Boys duo

The relationship between Ethoslabs and Smallishbeans (Joel)
Purely platonic but chaotic in the most wholesome way that has me missing them 24/7

Boat Boys duo: The ship burns, everything burns.

by m00nshr00m July 12, 2023

The boat is sinking

Group yourselves in 3s, 4s, 5s, 6s, and so on!

The boat is sinking, so please group yourselves in fives or else you'll fall off!

by mintysparkly29 July 22, 2023

mullet boat

Backwards motor boat, the mulletboating boobs.

Jo mullet boat Nicky

by Leonadelamgm August 17, 2023

Boating in the Sahara

‘Boating in the Sahara’ is a popular euphemism for when skeevy little British teenagers go off to North Africa looking for sexual relations with older men

Cyril was discovering more about himself, and decided to go boating in the Sahara to find Mr. Right

by Le Chien de Plage September 14, 2023

Pontoon Boat

A boat that old people usually drive.

I just saw a Pontoon Boat! I bet that an old person is driving it!

by Fatass jameraniack July 24, 2022