Rusty Glass Bottom Boat

When someone shits onto a glass coffe table while another person watches from underneath.

Similar to a "Hot Carl" or "Cleveland Steamer"

Hey Aleah, wanna go to Target and get a rusty glass bottom boat?

by BigPasta April 3, 2021

Boat-Barn

When you move back to your hometown for the pandemic and bang the husband of your high-school bully.

I boat-barn.

by BPF_1980 April 4, 2021

Boat licc

Boat licc is a meaning of crap and shit for from the impostor

guy:u know boat licc
guy2:wtf is boat licc
guy:among us
guy2:I'm gonna fucking kill u

guy:lol

by Rouxyman April 6, 2021

boat hook

To describe someone as bent, crooked or corrupt

He’s as bent as a boat hook that lad

by otispunkmeyer86 April 25, 2021

BOAT

Stands for Best Of All Time

You are my BOAT.

by Dani_Rulz1221 April 26, 2021

FIB boat launch

When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.

“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”

“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”

by duckmasterj May 10, 2021

Pontoon Boat

A boat that old people usually drive.

I just saw a Pontoon Boat! I bet that an old person is driving it!

by Fatass jameraniack July 24, 2022