Blasted clown

a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.

Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!

by Bill Beef July 8, 2025

D Blast

D Blast /ˈdi ˌblæst/ noun (slang)

1. The act of forcefully projecting or being projected upon with male genitalia or its discharge, whether literally or metaphorically.

2. A sudden or intense episode involving an overwhelming presence of phallic imagery.

3. (figurative) An emotional or psychological impact akin to being bombarded with excessive masculine energy or unwanted advances.

— Origin: Early 21st century; blend of initialism D (for “dick”) and blast (as in explosion or sudden force).

See also: nutstorm

1. “He didn’t even see it coming—total D Blast to the face.”

2. “The art installation was a visual D Blast—phallic symbols everywhere.”

3. “That alpha male energy was a full-on D Blast at the staff meeting.”

by dinguistics July 29, 2025

Cobain Blast

When stomeone kills themselves using a shotgun

-you heard the news about Kurt?
-yea you cloud say that was a Cobain Blast

by Cubos28 July 31, 2025

Slam blasted

A combination of “slam/slammed” and “blasted” used to describe a higher level of stoned. A feeling of being slammed and blasted at the same time.

“I’m violently high. I feel slammed…and blasted…I’m so slam blasted right now.”

by slam blasted August 12, 2025

Dazzle Blasted

When you release on a woman’s face and then throw a pocket of glitter onto their face

“So last night, I dazzle blasted”

by RazzleBlasted September 14, 2025

Wok-Blasted

To be totally shit faced.

Man, i'm getting wok-blasted tonight!

by txbe September 14, 2025

Saddle blasted

Vigorous unglatation of the midsection while straddling/riding. A show of domination during cotius. The result is an overpowered show of strength leaving the recipient drained and humiliated.

My tinder date "saddle blasted"my dick so hard, I may never be able to have sex again.

by Matdakis September 16, 2025