used paintbrush

When a man ejaculates into a woman’s ponytail.

He gave me a used paintbrush last night and I still haven’t been able to wash it out, even after three showers.

by midget eater February 18, 2018

chuck us a puff dog

Asking someone usually a friend for a Puff of a joint/ciggarete.

Chuck us a puff dog ya seig yoza WOOF!

by Seigyozamandan May 7, 2018

ASSASSINS ‘R’ US

In a secret town in the back alley of a McDonald’s in North Korea (run by Kim jong un with Donald Trump as the sales assistant), it’s a store where you can hire an assassin for one day and get them to kill as many people as you want in only one day.

O. Boy I sure do love my assassin batman I bought at ASSASSINS ‘R’ US.. it was so useful... boy i should go there again shame I’m an American citizen

by Pezunts March 12, 2018

Using Harvey's Mirror

When a female uses her sexuality/body to gain favour or an advantage which would not be present otherwise. A reference to the behaviour being a mirror image of Harvey Weinstein's behaviour of misusing influence for sex.

"Whoa, check out LaToya, flirting with the boss again."
"Yeah dude, she's using Harvey's Mirror fo' sho!"

by RaisingArizona April 10, 2018

use your fucking head

USE YOUR BRAIN YOU FUCKING CACA BEAN. OR JUST PAY ATTENTION

"Why're they calling me ugly?"
Use your fucking head

by Batwayne.ha March 3, 2017

Use my code

Sentence that every instagram girl uses to promote stuff that they don't even use.

Use my code glamgirlxo to get 20 % off!

by YJAY March 14, 2017

condom using

The act of placing(rolling) a latex or lamb skin apparatus down the shaft of the penis from the glans or head in which keeps semen in and disease out. 99.98% success of preventing pregnancy and imperative when not in a monogamous relationship for the safety it provides against diseases and unwanted pregnancies.

I am going out with that girl we met last week.

There will be some condom using after our date this evening.

by Thewoods September 15, 2016