Scamp & Burn Us

An establishment that relentlessly tries to self-improve through high grade kleptomania and a penchant for buggery . The Bar Manager is a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. The owner likes to womanize and drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented Bongo's Bingo. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

"Dr Evil used to own Scamp & Burn Us and then he decided to stop being such a c*nt"

by Gandhi's Flip Flop August 2, 2019

uses a straw

Sucks!

Stephen Colbert Uses A Straw!

by The Ink Man May 13, 2017

the mountain between us

sophisticated idiom for "the friendzone"

It's so nice laying here gazing at the stars... just you, me, and the mountain between us.

by oneofamind October 4, 2017

US foreign policy

a) something that cannot - and should not- and will never be understood without a PhD in nuclear physics

b) oxygen for Henry Kissinger

c) a new, as yet undiscovered, element from the periodic table, abbreviated US (subscript 616, F being the 6th letter of the alphabet and P the 16th)

Boy writing a letter to Obama and Hillary Clinton: if none of you have a PhD in nuclear physics, why did you even bother trying to understand US foreign policy, definition a)?

Boys mother: Steven, are you all right? I think you need a psyche-eval

by Sexydimma June 10, 2017

used paintbrush

When a man ejaculates into a woman’s ponytail.

He gave me a used paintbrush last night and I still haven’t been able to wash it out, even after three showers.

by midget eater February 18, 2018

chuck us a puff dog

Asking someone usually a friend for a Puff of a joint/ciggarete.

Chuck us a puff dog ya seig yoza WOOF!

by Seigyozamandan May 7, 2018

ASSASSINS ‘R’ US

In a secret town in the back alley of a McDonald’s in North Korea (run by Kim jong un with Donald Trump as the sales assistant), it’s a store where you can hire an assassin for one day and get them to kill as many people as you want in only one day.

O. Boy I sure do love my assassin batman I bought at ASSASSINS ‘R’ US.. it was so useful... boy i should go there again shame I’m an American citizen

by Pezunts March 12, 2018