test

doing a proof of concept

I need to test the software.

by a man with a heart March 21, 2022

Scarf testing

A useless money consuming event that my current cumdumpster has scheduled to kill me faster

This weekend i have to go scarf testing with with gf instead of doing cocaine with the boyz.

by TLD69 March 22, 2022

Bukkake Test

This is an IT term that defines a specific type of application development performance testing that is done prior to production deployment. Tools such as Load Runner can be used to simulate multiple users on an application to ensure proper performance once deployed. It is recognized as the be all and end all of performance load testing.

IT Director:

Have you tested the performance of the new web portal, we will potentially have hundreds of thousands of users hitting the application 24X7.

IT Technical Lead
Absolutely, we put a sizable load on the system, but to make sure this thing is completely ready for prime time, we successfully ran the Bukkake test.

IT Director:
OMG, glad to hear it, we are good to go!!! Let's roll it out!

by Mr413 November 5, 2021

Testing

What I'm doing rn trying to put blue text

I have no idea how to use urban dictionary so I'm testing out how to put blue text

by 420Gamer_furry_69 November 20, 2021

Test

you are a L

test

by itstrueiswear_ November 21, 2021

Taste test

When do you think your missus has cheated on you on a night out so just to be sure, you go down on her when she gets home

I was proper paranoid the wife had got with somebody else at her school reunion

Why?

She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick

How did that go?? Was she clean?

Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss

by Le on January 26, 2022

testing, 1, 2, 3

That one line everyone says to test their microphone. The most neutral sentence there is.

Presenter: "Testing, 1, 2, 3."
Audience: *thumbs up*

by woofemasse January 26, 2022