Badly Packed Kebab

A vagina which looks fucking foul with dangly pissflaps and stinks like fuck.

Oh mate, she had a minge like a badly packed kebab..

by M Chantler October 20, 2006

Packing a Fat Hog

The act of scooping out a large chunk of Skoal, Copenhagen, or Redman and placing it in your lip of cheek. Extremely popular with students at Episcopal High School in Houston and Cascia Hall Catholic School in Tulsa. Originates with a couple freshman at Cascia.

Normal Teenager: Hey, where were you at the football game last night?

Episcopal Kid: dude, football is gay as shit, I was packing a fat hog all night at Kyle's ranch. We went mudding for like 3 hours.

Normal Tulsa Teen: what'd you guys do last night?

Cascia Kid: we were at Morp, you are such a fag for not going, it was soo awesome. I was packing a fat hog and they had like 3 handles of vodka!!

by Mburck3 May 25, 2010

Backwards Six-pack

A term used when an overweight person has sections of flab across their back. Kinda like a six pack but the wrong way round.

Guy 1: "Dude, dude... check out the backwards six-pack on that guy!"

Guy 2: "Woah, he should really get some excercise..."

by errington10000 January 7, 2010

rock my pack

Practical joke played by cavers on each other. When a caver has his pack off, another caver sneaks a few pounds of rocks into it. Not really all that funny if you're on a trip where you're pushing the limits of your physical endurance.

This cave has me whipped. My pack feels so heavy. Wait... did some jerk rock my pack?

by BilR December 4, 2007

pack a fat spoon

To have anal sex with a overweight homosexual male while spooning.

Bears like to pack a fat spoon

by t.defelippi November 29, 2013

Foward fanny pack

A male gunt

Wow look at his Foward fanny pack! It's huge

by Guntlord116 August 8, 2016

Jam packed dream

A dream that was absolutely FULL with different events that happened. A jam packed dream will probably not leave your mind for a while and there’s a good chance you’ll remember it in the future!

Person 1: Hey did you dream last night?
Person 2: Bro you bet I did. I had such a jam packed dream it was crazy!

by Wibbly Woo January 2, 2019