Dylan

Dylan is a badass fighter from the country who has been seen whoop some serious ass he never backs down and always has his head on 360° most people who act like they dont take him seriously soon learn he isnt a force to be reckon with. Usually tall and skinny but ripped to the bone. Has a right hook of a freight train and heart of king.

Holy shit Dylan just knocked him on his ass!

Dylan just slammed that kid by his throat!

Dylan calm down he is done for.

Why is dylan covered in blood ?

Ummm Dylan your hand is on backwards.

by Kungfu Turkey December 11, 2019

Dylan

a stupid retarded kid that always says 'I want that MEANNNNNNNN WHOPPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR'

Dylan will always want dat mean whopper combo

by qjakskxjx December 12, 2019

Dylan

One of the most spedest kids in the world

-Have you met Dylan
-No but all Dylan’s are sped

by Alejandro456 December 14, 2019

dylan

he is the gayest human alive that u will ever meet.

"hey did u see dylan yesterday?"

"no why?"

"because he was smashing my dad"

by a not human entity December 19, 2019

Dylan Mahan

Dylan Mahan is world wide known hacker. He has many cyber crimes and war crimes. He started hacking in 2018 as the Handle “Botplayer15”. He loves a girl named lionheart, he’s obsessed.

Dylan mahan is cool

by AquaGenocide December 23, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is a nice person when u first meet him but then within 10 months he will dump u bc u hurt yourself bc he was on a call with bitch for 5 mins u felt depersion he didnt care then he will go behind ur back and date a fucking horse/dino bitch tht was ur best friend when u still loved him she knew.

Dylan is a asshole.

by Sucktoes August 4, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is the sexiest man alive and is the funniest guy to ever live. He gets all the women a great sexual partner who can pleasure any women. He has 8 abs with a massive chest and a 8 inch cock. He can move his hips like he is a black nigga like he is a nigger in his penis size. He loves women called Josie and fancies his mates mums its ashamed they all have bucket Fannys. Dylan is 6ft 2 and is ripped. He is down to earth. But if you see him on the streets don't forget to give him hand job, blow job, and a quick. fuck.

hello people of the world this is 99 percent factual information Dylan

by Josiehasafatass August 12, 2019