Turd Slug

A piece of feces that sticks to the side of a toilet bowl after flushing that can resemble the look of a slug.

whoever used the toilet last was kind enough to leave a turd slug camped on the side of the bowl.

by havin' fun December 11, 2021

Caity Turd

Caity Turd is beautiful and kind. Caity is a gal you can always count on to be there no matter what. She pushes her own feelings aside for others, and is always someone to rely on. She is sexy smart and wonderful. SHESSSS MINEEEEE BACK OFFFFFFF BEACHHHHHH

Caity turd is talans

by McFartyThePoTty December 29, 2021

Turd Ball

Another name for the game Corn Hole.

Look, those guys are playing Turd Ball.

by toypit April 18, 2022

Turd burglar

A thief that prowls the night looking for its next victims turd to take home to his or her fellow loved turglars, they do not care if it is a man, woman, child or armadillo their turd will be taken.

The turd burglar has struck again

by Turglar December 6, 2020

Turd Burglar

A person who slings turds. A god amongst men. A danger to society. If you are called this you are feared. A villain of sorts. Beware of anyone with the nickname turd burglar. I’m afraid to write this meaning. They may seek me out and wreak hellfire upon me. The power these men wield is dangerous. Be scared and fear the turd burglar.

“Look at that guy, he’s a turd burglar. I would be scared of that god amongst men.”

by The second cumming of Jesus December 19, 2020

turd puddle

a turd that feels solid when it is going through the anal cavity and in to the rectum, but when you poop it is a turd that looks like a mud puddle.

i took laxatives and was deceived by a turd puddle

by platinumgaming57 January 23, 2021

turd licker

someone male or female that gives a blowjob after anal and there are turd stains on the dick

"yo so you know sandy"

"yeah"

"she is a turd licker"

"bruh"

by kid dying in a mini van February 23, 2021