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Lakewood Catholic Academy

A private catholic elementary/middle school located in Lakewood Ohio. It's full of selfish, prissy, little girls and boys who don't know how to control themselves and think they can do whatever they want.

You learn absolutely nothing in Health or Social Studies. Gym will destroy your GPA. 5th-7th grade Math will be hell if you don't get in the "advanced" class. Art class is fun but will always get ruined by brats who only think of themselves and you will contract tinnitus from all the yelling and screaming.
"Do you remember how bad Lakewood Catholic Academy was?"
"Oh yea. I'm surprised I still managed to pass the 8th grade after that hell-hole."
by Sprinklez_Bun20 September 6, 2022
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Adventure Academy

Something the creators of ABCmouse.com made that targets older kids (by older, I mean 8-13)
"Bruh I'm over 13 and I don't have kids stop showing me Adventure Academy ads"
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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Ormiston Maritime Academy

A shit ass school. Has about 20 strict teachers that should of retired 2 decades ago.
Ormiston Maritime Academy is quite unique but a shit school
by Your_mom_in_my_bed September 11, 2022
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knights academy

knights academy is full of wet white kids who think there bad and dutty neeks. some dumbass teachers that do nowt but shout
by hiimgau123 September 26, 2022
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The Oxford Academy

A shitty school and they think they are better than they actually are. They cry if we don't have pencils but they can barely afford food to serve us. L school L Mr Ewen but the headteacher Miss Ward has BACK
Person 1: You go The Oxford Academy my lad?
Person 2: Oh yea Grant the PE Teacher always only talks to girls, What a nonce!
by dickNIGGA123 October 3, 2022
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Eagle academy

Eagle academy is a school which is a waste of money full of hoe ass niggas In the Bronx. there’s a boy named zaeden he’s the biggest hoe of them all .
Girl don’t fuck with that boy he go to eagle academy .
by Daneri betances October 3, 2022
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ursuline academy of dallas

a lovely school in dallas texas, filled with only the best and brightest girls. They are incredibly talented, versatile and dynamic young women, who will undeniably change the world. hockaday girls wish that they could attend such an outstanding academy.

the new building has enriched the campus in an exemplary way. we bag guys from all over the metroplex, including jesuit, st marks, HP, greenhill, and cistercian.
mother: where do you want to go to high school?
daughter: i don’t want to be a hockahoe, so i’d love to go to ursuline academy of dallas. grizzle, grizzle.
by loverofbears October 5, 2022
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