The Retard's Gambit

Relating to game theory, utilizing a finite but easily consumed resource when a higher quantity or potentially unlimited resource is available.

Eating a healthy chicken is easy, but with some work in taking care of it and harvesting it's eggs you avoid falling for The Retard's Gambit.

by gamblorizer November 20, 2020

Crippling Retardation

The point when a person goes beyond retarded and is legally crippled

Doctor: damn, so you do have Crippling Retardation
Me: Ooga Booga tree go brown

by Dell Laditude E6410 May 28, 2020

Crash Retard

A Person who passed the level of being a crash dummy

Me: Ion fuck with marky that nigga a crash dummy

You: nawh that nigga surpassed crash dummy bro a whole crash retard

by Ethan keeling November 2, 2020

retard button

A spot or location on a person's body, mostly located on the back that when pressed or stimulated properly, will cause a spasm or involuntary muscle movement, I.E. squeezing the shoulders together and cringing.

"Hey man why did you freak out in class like that? Jimmy hit my retard button."

by Terry larod October 27, 2017

sugar retarded

A diabetic who is dumb

“I’m you just dumb and has a shitty panchreas”

I’m you just sugar retarded

by HaloFurrie69 December 1, 2017

Retardation factor

A factor level of how retarded someone is; for example, Tina Parsons

Your retardation factor is over 9000.

by Tina Parsons February 25, 2017

Retard Savant

A person with no real talent or intelligence who thinks they are superior to everyone around them. Pretentious condescending people with no life experience.

Doug Lee said that his job is making him dumber by the day. He's such a retard savant.

by CapnShea September 8, 2016