Internet privateer

To illegally download software for the purposes of testing personal interest, then buying the same software to support the developer

"I consider myself less of an Internet pirate, and more of an Internet privateer."

by SublimeJustice May 29, 2016

The Internet is for Khorne

A: Someone's username on dakkadakka.com
B: "The internet is for porn" but the word "porn" is replaced with Khorne

The internet is for Khorne!
The internet is for Khorne!

So grab your dick and double click for

Khorne, Khorne, Khorne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by I eat swag for breakfast February 5, 2017

Internet uterus

An internet uterus is the show of how much the internet cares about you, when the internet stops caring, your uterus has dried up.

Man, even Facebook has given up on showing me ads, my internet uterus must have dried up.

by awsomocop February 10, 2017

Internet Peacocking

When a male tries to impress a member of the opposite sex by barraging them with links to interesting things to demonstrate his prowess with the Internets and how stylish and far-reaching his tastes/personality is.

Dude did you see Carl the other day on facebook? he was internet peacocking that chick so hard.

by tagny taggart February 21, 2011

internet calisthenics

The websites one goes to warm up their slow internet for the day.

Since my internet when it first starts up is slow I have it do internet calisthenics by going to easy to load websites.

by darcwizrd August 23, 2011

Internet troll

They are users on the internet (often found on youtube) that like to seek attention by starting arguments with other users. They also like to belittle you just because you commented something. They would also try to get you to react to them so that they can turn a lot of users against you or get users to attack you.

Here is an example:

User: I personally believe that minecraft is better than fortnite.

internet troll: Wow, you type like a 2 year old and your a baby because you like Minecraft better.

user: Stop talking trash because your typing is worst.

---internet troll edits comment---

other user: +user just shut up already and you cant tell people that their typing is worst.

This guy is totally an internet troll, he started a bunch of crap with me because i said that Minecraft was better.

by Hyp-Word-Generator December 19, 2018

Internet Year

The amount of time a person is relevant on the internet. One accual year is 365 days. One internet year is 122 days. the reason an internet year is shorter than a regular year is because the internet moves on quick. the time of relevance for a trend on the internet is almost always around 122 days. 122 days is about 4 months which is the average time of relevancy of a trend.

Person 1: Have you seen this trend on youtube? person 2: That trend is so dead! person 1: What? its only 4 months old!
person 2: thats an internet year

by 192847382293948471 December 1, 2021