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Spirit of the Laws

by Sexydimma July 7, 2021
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Jamingson's Law

Jamingson's Law is a term used when people resort to petty and unjustified insults in an argument to try and look intimidating.
full definition- If you feel the need to call resort to insults in a formal argument you are an idiot, a fool, and should leave immediately to avoid looking like a bigger fool
Guy #1 No Ford is a way better brand than Honda
Guy#2 No Honda Is better by a longshot
Guy#1 Whatever, bitch ass loser.
Guy#2 Heh, ever heard of Jamingson's Law.
by _Haoudin_ October 23, 2019
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Poppletons Law

Poppletons Law - An often used employment caveat in which fuckwits of no education, qualifications, experience or knowledge find themselves in high job positions basically because their face fits.
Poppletons Law “ how the fuck did that idiot go from floor cleaner to director in two years?”
Nice tits so they used Poppletons Law”
by JonnyBatman May 24, 2023
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Hoarders Law

The theory that regardless of how unorganised a hoarder is, they will always be able to pinpoint where a specific item is.
David: “Hey Mikey, do you have a phone charger?”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”
by BlueXander May 26, 2023
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Hawthorne's Law

If one can, then one must.
"Yeah she's total chaos. She follows Hawthorne's Law; if she realizes she can do something, she has to do it."
by Anonimius May 26, 2023
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Max's Law

"If something can be broken (either physically, digitally, or otherwise), it will be broken."

Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.
"How do you always fucking manage to do this?!?"

"Max's Law, dude."
by Morgan_Rose99 June 9, 2023
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Aunother-in-Law

Aunother-in-Law: When first cousins married each other. Their mothers become Mother-in-law.
Stranger #1: Did you heard that Wesley guy married his first cousin Westlyn?
Stranger #2: Yeah that means both their mothers are now consider, Aunother-in-Law.
by Sakurakage June 26, 2023
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