meat fruit

a word used to describe the testicles, nuts, ballsack, etc.

"Bro, that dude totally just got kicked in the meat fruit."

by fruityho June 27, 2016

horizontal fruit-basket

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.

"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"

by Sassy yet Classy June 8, 2016

Fruit by the Foot

Way of saying you got a long dick.

"Bro, you got a tic tac down there."
"Nigga I got a fruit by the foot that needs to be unrolled everytime it needs use."

by Rap-Tore June 3, 2016

underated fruit

underrated fruit- somethings that is frowned upon but is actually pretty fucking amazing

"watched porn for the first time.. It's a siriously underated fruit"

by Satanicdickbutt May 31, 2016

kevin fruit

A Jewish bastard

Hey Anne, stop being a Kevin Fruit.

by beebeebabycakes May 19, 2016

fruit-smacked

1. The act of having sex for the first time.

2. The act of taking someone’s virginity.

1. *Calling roommate at 3:27AM* “Maddie I’m at Delta Juul Lamnda and Chad just fruit-smacked me in his bunk bed.”

2. *The next morning* “Yo Chad I heard you fruit-smacked Shabeca last night bro, congrats.”

by kachowwwwww January 28, 2018

Beer Fruit

A person who is gay about beer and has to add the likes of said beer to a forum while ignoring their friends company.for 5 minutes

Oh look Nhuk tried a new beer and now he has to go post it in Untappd, what a beer fruit.

by Rayflorestx75 January 26, 2017