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Grab ass february

Every year in february, u can grab someones ass during a whole month
Hey its Grab ass february, can i grab ur butt?
by Mamacitaa22 January 23, 2020
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February 13th, 2004

A day for the ages... one of extreme celebration... 24 hours of supreme bliss... a day in which one of the greatest specimens to ever walk the earth popped out of a vagina, along with lots of nasty fluids. Who knew that on this day such kindness, beauty, and intelligence would come wafting out of that amniotic sac. That 7 pound 3 ounce pile of screaming human would one day come to grace the world with her charm, trying her best each and every day to make the lives of others around her better. All 8 billion other homo sapiens ought to thank our lord and savior Jesus Christ for blessing the world with this unique, one-of-a-kind girl named Lilly.
"For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout on February 13th, 2004" -1 Thessalonians 4:16-17
by whippysnake245 September 8, 2020
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Forget Fapping February

No Nut November but in February
Basically just a second chance for those who failed NNN and also shorter
Person: Hey, have you heard of Forget Fapping February?
Person 2: No, what the fuck? How did you get in my house?
by heypaymeplease February 3, 2023
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Finger Free February

The whole February, girls aren't allowed to masturbate , like the boys in No Nut November.
Are you still in finger free February?
Yesterday night I lost g.
by johunterx November 5, 2019
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Fap free february

Fap free February means that you are not allowed to fap (masturbate) for the entire month of February.
Hey Edvard, how is fap free February going?
Not good, I lost first day of the month.
by ProFilosofer69 October 27, 2020
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February 8th birthday

February 8th birthdays. For people who’s name start with b, d, a, and h. Born from 2000-2007 people born on this day are very evil.
February 8th birthday? What year?” “2002” “oh no, see ya!”
by Mrs.Saturn English Teacher January 27, 2021
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Fortified Fucking February

The follow up to famous Juicy Jizz January, Fortified Fucking February allows one to fuck as hard as they physically can due to the amount of nutting and gay porn watching.

Only works if one participated in Juicy Jizz January.
Ashley: "hey babe guess what~"

Brian: "What?"

Ashley: "Its Fortified Fucking February! I hope your dick is ready~"
by Unkindled Hunter January 27, 2021
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