The Lance Effect

When you think you have a lot of hoes around you. Though in reality, you really don’t and your just full of shit.

Symptoms include:
-Blue balls every Wednesday
-Random std’s even though your a virgin
-Big truck=No peen
-Wear golden cleats while playing football
-Thinking your the toughest bitch in the school
-Always carries a big ass knife for no reason at all... seriously stop
-Trash at video games
-Acts like you have a Thanos cock
-Pedo hair

Lance: You dude I got like 63 girls (specifically from counting) that would hook with me at any moment if I asked.
Me: Dude you have THE LANCE EFFECT
Lance: Nah bro, I’m gona own all the hoes I want.

Me: Not with no peen
Me: Dabs on em

by Senica Boys February 8, 2020

The Karley Effect

1. When your friends start to adopt your lingo because you use it so much

2. When you somehow make people fall in love with you without trying

1. Charlie: I’m not drinking tonight
Mitchell: are the rents staying in?

2. Charlie: this girl won’t leave me alone, I think she’s in love with me. It’s the karley effect

by Laila Andrews April 13, 2020

Zoom effect

When you see your friends/family/classmates/partner online through Zoom or another video call platform frequently, but still feel as though you miss them dearly because you haven't been in person with them. They also probably live across town it down the street.

I really miss my best friend, but I see her in our online class everyday. I must be experiencing the Zoom effect.

by Insert creative title April 22, 2020

The Nick Effect

The phenomenon that occurs when Nick or a Nick joins your server or squad and causes performances issues on your PC or console.

Nathan: "Yo man, I'm getting 30 fps less than usual!
Phil: " Must be The Nick Effect."
Nick: "Yo."

by TheElMexican May 4, 2020

The Rowling Effect

A creator who made a thing, but later expands on what they created with useless (often contradictory & illogical) information. Often done out of spite or clout, rather than actual creative intent

Ugh the creator of The Matrix added some useless lore that has nothing to do with the actual message. It's the Rowling Effect man.

by KumaRadio August 9, 2020

The Ryandude Effect

its when you play a competitive game and you get addicted to it thus waiting all your money on cosmetics.

dad: are you winning son?
ryan: i want to buy the renegade trooper
dad: what is that
dad: the ryandude effect?

by Eren Jeagar August 27, 2020

coaster effect

Apparently, it’s when you wake up after a bender and have a drink. As soon as you take your first sip, you suddenly feel inebriated once again

“Man, I’m so hungover”
*Crack’s beer*
“Wooooh, coaster effect!!!! Let’s fkn gooo!!!”

by Leggers August 29, 2020