Be a Dan about it

When you can't handle what your feeling in an adult way & do whatever to make yourself feel better temporarily

She didn't get what she wanted so she's gonna be a Dan about it again

by Shortbuttmyd***tall September 25, 2022

a dan

a person who is described as not caring when they have a dream about braces falling off.

wow I just remember this dream that I had about braces but whatever im a dan and people love me

by a dan dream May 16, 2022

dan the dog

A feral beast who has a fear of wearing shoes. Quite often gets fleas

There goes Dan the dog. What an animal

by RD_ May 16, 2022

dans juice

when a male secretes his juice for his fellow friends to enjoy

many people feasted on dans juice at the dinner table

by Sloths&Shrimps May 16, 2022

Dan the dog

There's Dan the man, and then there's Dan the dog.
Unlike Dan the man, Dan the dog is an animal; a filthy and barefooted beast.

Has fleas

Person 1: Dan's the man!

Person 2: no way! That's Dan the dog! He's an animal!

by RD_ May 18, 2022

Dirty Dan

A middle aged man who visits the local bar 3+ times a week and usually gets a little too fucked up

“Dirty Dan had a rough night at Squires last night”

“Pat stop fiddling with your sister and get your old man a beer” -Dirty Dan

by eater_of_ass May 18, 2022

Dan Brown

A overweight Aerospace worker who thinks he is the best, but only does tool marks and scratches. And likes to tell on people.

Leave it to Dan Brown, he has the sand paper.

by Thinker1967 May 25, 2022