bowl of Cream

A bowl of cream is amazingly useless...therefore a bowl of cream signifies EPIC FAIL.

Man 1: *trys to jump onto ledge*...*man falls to face*
Man 2: BOWL OF CREAM, sir!!!

by stomp1324 August 24, 2008

Jersey cream

A great lift at whistler to take you to the blackcomb glacier.

What a great ride today, I loved the jersey cream wrecking me.

by Jerzeycreme January 28, 2017

ice cream shop

a certain female with all the grooves and moves of a lady. tall and sleen. loves to avoid questions that involve her personal life and is great at changing the topic.

hey whats up "ice cream shop"?

by splended May 2, 2008

vanilla ice cream

A White Person, A "Cracker"
See 'Cracker'

(From the Popular Comedian Stephen Lynch's Song)"Oh, I Hate Vanilla Ice Cream, I Love Chocolate Instead, I Hope She Likes Her Soul Food With a Little Wonder Bread"

by Greene Blob August 15, 2006

ice cream poop

The poop that doesnt let go so you have to pinch it off, making it look like soft ice cream from the venter(usually the chocolate ice cream)

Hey I would have ate your chocolate ice cream. Why did you put it in the shitter?

by Sam Barron January 28, 2005

Cream Rises

A douchebag comment generally used by the office tool, it means that someone who is exceptionally good will distinguish himself from others and be noticed.

Taken from the homogenisation process of milk; during this process, the lighter fatty portions of the milk rise to the top due to lesser density. These fatty portions are then skimmed and made into a separate product: cream.

Andy "What are you on now Chris 3k?"

Chris "Yeah boi!"

Nayan "What are you on Andy? £195!! Haha"

Andy "Cream rises Nayan, cream rises"

by cowdungsteveo September 6, 2013

Whipped cream surprize

A sexual technique used by transexuals that usually have not told their male parnter that they are transexual. Using whipped cream, and perhaps other optional toppings between their legs to hide their male genitals until the man goes in.

I was limp for about a month ofter the Ms.Man's, the hot Phys-Ed tacher offered me a Whipped cream surprise. Yes I took it.

by Dash VMC June 25, 2005