by Mr Eggs April 15, 2019
Get the Up Chuck mug.Chuck runs the 711 at the gas station. He’s your typical 40 year old guy from Nebraska. Balding, loves wearing his lucky hat, and drives a Chevy truck from 1981. Chuck is your good friend you know pretty well and is the best guy in the world to drink a couple Budweiser’s with at the bar.
“Hey Chuck. What brings you back here?”
“Welp, I just busted a gasket on the old Chevy and I came to get a cold one before I fix it tomorrow.”
“Welp, I just busted a gasket on the old Chevy and I came to get a cold one before I fix it tomorrow.”
by Senketsu April 17, 2019
Get the Chuck mug.That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.
by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019
Get the The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris mug.He is very sweet and he is the most loyal bf you will ever have, mostly always loves you, he is really short. Not too short tho, usually likes one person for a long time, blonde hair has a younger sister and older sister, amazing guy, if you have a Chuck/Charles in your life, DO NOT LET THEM GO!!!❤❤
by Be the reason somebody smiles October 1, 2019
Get the Chuck/Charles mug.Tiffany couldn’t help but rip a fat chuck out the window, taunting 2nd place as she left them in the dust
by brogers826 October 10, 2019
Get the rip a fat chuck mug.Getting Josh Chucked is the act of your electronic device(s) suddenly no longer being able to charge. This is most likely due to the pins in the port mysteriously getting bent with no explanation.
by oH nOO sHe BRoKe August 15, 2019
Get the Josh Chucked mug.A minivan driven around in the suburbs. You can pile up a lot of people and kids and items from the supermarket.
I see Marlene is driving the chuck wagon to Wal-Mart to go grocery shopping for her and them five kids.
by D-Day Fosho August 26, 2019
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