by Clashroyaleremix November 22, 2025
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At and below the poverty level a number of "boyfriends" or "liv-in- boyfriends" (common-law) are pimps.
This new emerging interpersonal intimate "family" business relationship is quite complicated and hard to follow. All government services and payments of course go to the common-law boyfriends ( the term marriage or husband is offensive and oppressive to them) however, if he is tired of the relationship or pissed off, simply call the police and (mathamagicland) she is some fucked up crackwhore and he wants her out of the house. No tennant rights, out on the street with only the clothes on her back, in a mater of an hour, even with rent receipts, no victum spousal abuse rights, no victum services. Often there are children involved.
There only hope is to get before a judge, as the police now have her on an incident report as a prostitute.
At and below the poverty level a number of "boyfriends" or "liv-in- boyfriends" (common-law) are pimps.
This new emerging interpersonal intimate "family" business relationship is quite complicated and hard to follow. All government services and payments of course go to the common-law boyfriends ( the term marriage or husband is offensive and oppressive to them) however, if he is tired of the relationship or pissed off, simply call the police and (mathamagicland) she is some fucked up crackwhore and he wants her out of the house. No tennant rights, out on the street with only the clothes on her back, in a mater of an hour, even with rent receipts, no victum spousal abuse rights, no victum services. Often there are children involved.
There only hope is to get before a judge, as the police now have her on an incident report as a prostitute.
by Modern Women January 4, 2026
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by BarackOchungus January 29, 2025
Get the Suck your boyfriends dick day mug.Courtney: Boyfriend kisser!
I thought she was my friend,
But now it's time to diss her!
Sure we had some fun times,
But I'm not gonna miss her now!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're gonna get
What's coming to you
If it's the last thing
I ever do-oo-oo!
Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney and Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney: Let's go a little back!
We captured Duncan in a sack.
Heather: And had a laugh attack
When you stretched me on the rack!
Courtney: All those times you made me smile,
You wanted my man
All the while!
Sierra: Duh! It was so obvious.
Courtney and Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're not my new sister!
You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney and Heather: You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Courtney: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!
I thought she was my friend,
But now it's time to diss her!
Sure we had some fun times,
But I'm not gonna miss her now!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're gonna get
What's coming to you
If it's the last thing
I ever do-oo-oo!
Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney and Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney: Let's go a little back!
We captured Duncan in a sack.
Heather: And had a laugh attack
When you stretched me on the rack!
Courtney: All those times you made me smile,
You wanted my man
All the while!
Sierra: Duh! It was so obvious.
Courtney and Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're not my new sister!
You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney and Heather: You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Courtney: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!
Courtney: Gwen was such a boyfriend kisser!
Heather: I know right! She stole your boyfriend
Sierra: Where's Cody?
Heather: I know right! She stole your boyfriend
Sierra: Where's Cody?
by ILoveMaltesers January 30, 2025
Get the Boyfriend Kisser mug.1a: A cis man who may be confused for a woman and thereby attracts lesbian women.
1b: A cis man who attracts questioning women (potential/future sapphics).
2: A cis man who appears as a lesbian woman and/or identifies more with typically feminine traits.
1b: A cis man who attracts questioning women (potential/future sapphics).
2: A cis man who appears as a lesbian woman and/or identifies more with typically feminine traits.
by jsé February 4, 2025
Get the Lesbian Boyfriend mug.When a Boyfriend gifts a piece of jewelry to their partner and talks about a life together forever, but never actually proposes. Neither makes reference to calling the other their fiancé.
Me: This is Chris. What do you think?
Friend: Wow, he is really cute. You guys seem really happy together. Have you talked about marriage?
Me: Yeah… I think he proposed but he didn’t actually ask me. . He gave me this jade bracelet, and said we were gonna be together forever, and that I didn’t have to do dishes anymore.
Friend: Is he calling you his fiancé?
Me: No, guess that makes him my Boyfriend +.
Friend: Wow, he is really cute. You guys seem really happy together. Have you talked about marriage?
Me: Yeah… I think he proposed but he didn’t actually ask me. . He gave me this jade bracelet, and said we were gonna be together forever, and that I didn’t have to do dishes anymore.
Friend: Is he calling you his fiancé?
Me: No, guess that makes him my Boyfriend +.
by TwoChelles February 8, 2025
Get the Boyfriend + mug.The bite of food taken by a romantic partner, typically a boyfriend. This type of bite occurs when only one bite is offered, and the singular bite is typically enormous, much larger than an average bite. Boyfriend bites are more typically seen between people who are in a longer-term relationship. Please note that when engaging in the boyfriend bite, you may get one back.
Anne: God, I'm starving. I'm so glad our burgers are here!
Ben: Yours looks really good! Can I have a bite?
Anne: Okay, sure, just one bite.
Ben: Thanks! *eats half of her burger in a single bite*
Anne: I SAID ONE BITE!
Ben: And I took one bite! A boyfriend bite! :)
Anne: >:(
Ben: Tell ya what, you can have a bite of mine, too.
Anne: Okay :)
Ben: Yours looks really good! Can I have a bite?
Anne: Okay, sure, just one bite.
Ben: Thanks! *eats half of her burger in a single bite*
Anne: I SAID ONE BITE!
Ben: And I took one bite! A boyfriend bite! :)
Anne: >:(
Ben: Tell ya what, you can have a bite of mine, too.
Anne: Okay :)
by akuwardmoments February 13, 2025
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