The First Indian To See A Boat

When you witness something that you have never seen before and have NO idea how much your world is about to change in the most fucked up way possible.

I remember watching the attacks on September 11th, 2001. Few of us realized how much shit was about to change. We were just like The First Indian To See A Boat

by Arie Ola December 30, 2022

Boat boy

Term given to a person you are madly in love with

Man I love that boat boy, so dreamy;)

by Zylophobia December 7, 2023

boat

Noun:
(1) a skateboarder; typically used as a term of endearment between fellow fellow skateboarders

"Sup, boat!"
"Yeah, boat!"
"Good job, boat!

by pseudoshmoodo December 10, 2023

Boat Jewelry

The gorgeous, generally bikini clad honeys you invite aboard your vessel to dress up the joint. You'll need to have a fully stocked bar, and preferably a blender, aboard in the hot summer months. It's a little work for a large reward.

Hey Greg - I thought it was your turn to drag up some Boat Jewelry for this trip. Blow the dust off your wallet and buy those ladies over at the bar some drinks!

by Read and Write April 9, 2023

Co-own a boat

When two heterosexual males come to an agreement to have sex with each other if no other options are available. It's not gay if it's between you and the sea.

O wow, nice boat! Thanks I co-own a boat with my other heterosexual male friend 😉

by AubergineMachine April 14, 2023

Queer boating

Acting queer when you’re not actually queer in social situation.

Wow did you see Charlie’s queer boating that guy for a free drink.

by Sexyrexy April 15, 2023

The same boat

I donno.... It don't look the same to me...

Hym "Is it the same boat though? Cus it looks like your vacationing in Jerusalem with your wife while I kind of sit down here and roast... Indefinitely! I looks like 2 different boats to me. One that is slowly burning into nothingness and the other being held up above the flames by 6 million sycophants."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023